Silver Square Reaches the Inbox Of Your Brain

It’s taken several months of hard work, but we’re delighted to finally roll out the beta release of our Push-Telepathy™ technology.  By the end of 2008 we had established ourselves as premiere providers of email marketing campaigns, so we started looking to the horizon.  What was the next trend in permission marketing going to be? 

Push-Telepathy

Push-Telepathy™ R&D

After several weeks of closed sessions where we researched and debated the emerging technologies, we came up with Push-Telepathy™.  More advanced than the familiar read-only model of traditional mind reading, Push-Telepathy™ allows us to send custom thoughts directly into the skulls of our subscribers.

Businesses who want to start a Push-Telepathy™ campaign can choose from one of 7 free thought templates or for a small fee we can create a custom thought template that extends your current brand.

Although privacy advocates have expressed concern that this new technology is too invasive, our supporters are quick to point out that it is far easier to unsubscribe from one of our lists than has ever been possible with email or phone lists.  If you no longer wish to receive Push-Telepathy™ messages, you need only think about unsubscribing.  Instantly it’s done.

2 Responses to “Silver Square Reaches the Inbox Of Your Brain”

  1. Happy April Fools’ Day! Good stuff and nice photo, too.

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